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coolslug:

it would be cool to have a bunch of bumper sticker question marks so you could run around parking lots making peoples cars seem less sure of themselves. its a jeep thing? maybe. stop obama? i guess. my daughters an honor student? how should i know

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drunktrophywife:

drunktrophywife:

Why did they call it the dark ages???

Because there were so many knights!

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lameborghini:

i apologize for every joke i have ever tried to make

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davejade:

it went from plastic to metal

Kelly Wick, I hope you see this…

davejade:

it went from plastic to metal

Kelly Wick, I hope you see this…

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thevoicecalledcheesecake:

I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.

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I forgot all about this. I had shaved a “mohawk” just to see what it was like.

collegehumor:

Chin Mole or Shark?
Impossible to tell. Which is shark and which is chin?

collegehumor:

Chin Mole or Shark?

Impossible to tell. Which is shark and which is chin?

(Source: ninjina)

lindsaychrist:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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You never truly realize how bad you are at writing songs til you try.

Damnit.

I can’t

I can’t

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collegehumor:

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This is the Seinfeld theme song suuuuuuupppppppeeeeeeerrrrrrr sllllooooooowwwwwwweeeeedddddd dooooooowwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Mesmerizing. 

Sounds like the work of Newman!

Adam Levine wants you to become a rockstar. And he’s dead serious sexy about it too.

Remember when I said that I went to Nicolas Cage’s house and bought his amp? Or his son’s amp, or whatever. It’s just as you’d imagine.

So a couple weeks ago,  went to an estate sale at Nicolas Cage’s house in beverly hills. Yes, these are Nicolas Cage’s headphones. I bought his old guitar amplifier. I am now famous.